The incredible growing skirt

When I was teaching right after college, I had one of those
broomstick skirts. It was pretty, but a
little long. I’d roll it up at the
beginning of the school day, but by 3:30 it was dragging on the ground, even
though I kept rolling it higher and higher (doing wonderful things for my
waistline.)

Yesterday I thought I’d wear my nifty new wrap as a
skirt-it’s cooled off a little here, so it wouldn’t be too hot even though it
was rayon. Same thing. At the end of the day my skirt was dragging
(and my feet were filthy) even though I kept rolling it higher and higher.

I think it will make a nice tablecloth.