How to Learn Martian

 How did I not know about this?  Click on the link to see th ewhole article, or click on the picture of the text to be able to read it.

My father is fond of telling me that a linguist first documented Klingon, so I could get a job.  I would not however, speak Klingon to a child for the first three years of his life.  mmmBELLYmay is a much better choice.