Sorry, I haven't been able to get online since Feb. 18th, and even then I was only online for an hour because I left my power cord at home two hours away and now I've been online for almost four hours and I've spent 1/4 of that time updating my antivirus thingy and I've been answering work emails not blogging and now it's almost 11pm and I'm starving but there are no restaurants open this late so I'm going to go eat pretzels and cookies and drink warm water in my hotel room because the internet only really starts working after 8 pm and I don't want to drive in the dark might hit another goat so I have to spend the night in town which isn't so bad because the only room available at the hotel is one with hot water and a/c, which is great when the power is on which it is right now and I sure hope it is all night but if not I have my battery operated fan which I just spent a ridiculous $12 buying D cell batteries for but it's like 95 and humid here so what am I going to do and none of my French speaking friends have helped me with my last post so I'm stuck having my students act out sawing and something that isn't polite to type about because that's the only pair of words I could come up with in my bronchitis fuddled heat melted brain
I think I'll move to Australia.
Actually, this day hasn't been all that bad, my excuses just started sounding like Alexander.
But Australia would still be nice.